Second Dates Can Be As Bad As First Dates. Who Knew?
Despite my resolution to move away from the quiet guy sphere after a few less than stellar dates, one of those meh dates came back for seconds and I figured maybe it was worth another try.
“Meh” Is Not What We’re Looking For
Who wants to go on a date and feel like it was a waste of their time and that watching paint dry might have been a better option?
Dating App Profile Pictures: An Observation
I definitely spent my fair share of evenings swiping and judging, and judging and swiping, with my inner narrative going wild at all the cliche pics, such as….
Lumbersexual Therapy
Judgements are a confession of character and society has made it appear that one night stands are understandable, necessary even, for men but somehow a sign of low self worth or "easiness" on the part of women.
Can You Say Whirlwind? – Part 3 of 3
I had the rage. You know the kind that makes you send texts about it to your friends in FULL CAPS?
To Mexico Or Not To Mexico? That Is The Question – Part 2 of 3
What followed was an unexpected, battery draining, heart fluttering, stomach flipping two weeks of all day texts and middle of the night calls.
I Forgot What This Felt Like – Part 1 of 3
No, but really, are we 15 again? It would seem so and, I’m not gonna lie, it was a tonne of fun. I had forgotten this feeling, the giddiness of boy chat, prospective dates, hopefully impending first kisses.
Am I Supposed To Be Enjoying This?
Where was the fun?! Where were the first kisses that make you go weak at the knees? The incredible first dates that you’d talk about for years to come?
How To Turn Me Off In One Second
All I could think was “you will never kiss me with that mouth”.
Karma is a bitch
There’s time to have dates on different days so why even put myself in a position where I question my morals and karma comes back round to kick my ass?
Supervision Required
With my girlfriends’ assistance (I was the epitome of “team dating” at this point), I sent my very first (maybe ever?) brush off text. Under adult supervision.